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The act of seducing someone to the point of sexual consent, then, repeatedly telling that person to "hold on" while you take care of as many other tasks as you can until the one seducted loses interest and leaves in frustration.
Simon- 'We went on a date last night, but I don't think there will be another.'
Ry-nasty- 'Man you didn't give her the McSimon on the first date did you??'
McSimon by Ry-nasty September 14, 2017
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Es un Servidor de Minecraft/Discord llenos de Grasosos, Shitposters, Danksitos y Dae.
Antes estaba lleno de vida, pero ahora solo hay 5 personas hablando mierda.
Pana1: "Ewe, Quieres jugar en el MCLimon?"
Pana2: "Non"
Pana1: ":C"
MCLimon by RiceLeaf... October 8, 2020
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McSimonIncollingo 

One step up from the McOrgy, the McSimonIncollingo sandwich consists of one Mcdonalds double cheeseburger, one McChicken sandwich, an order of 6 chicken Mcnuggets, and a small fries. The McSimonIncollingo is created when said items are put together inside two buns. Start by placing the entire chicken sandwich into the Mcdouble by taking off the top bun, then place all of your chicken nuggets on top of the McChickens bun, next add fries in between the buns and the meats. Finish it off by placing the double cheeseburger bun back on the top.
Tim went into cardiac arrest after eating a McSimonIncollingo.
McSimonIncollingo by Rahjbatim November 24, 2011

Mike Mctimoney

Teacher of Physics, Rider of Bikes, Creator of Dank Memes @ QE.
"i cant stand mike mctimoney's dank meme game" jamie
Mike Mctimoney by TheBaneOfQE October 20, 2025
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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