McSimon

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The act of seducing someone to the point of sexual consent, then, repeatedly telling that person to "hold on" while you take care of as many other tasks as you can until the one seducted loses interest and leaves in frustration.

Simon- 'We went on a date last night, but I don't think there will be another.'
Ry-nasty- 'Man you didn't give her the McSimon on the first date did you??'

McSimon by Ry-nasty September 14, 2017

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MCLimon

Es un Servidor de Minecraft/Discord llenos de Grasosos, Shitposters, Danksitos y Dae.
Antes estaba lleno de vida, pero ahora solo hay 5 personas hablando mierda.

Pana1: "Ewe, Quieres jugar en el MCLimon?"
Pana2: "Non"
Pana1: ":C"

MCLimon by RiceLeaf... October 8, 2020

Related Words

McSimon • McSimonIncollingo • MCLimon • Mike Mctimoney • Mr simon • Mr. Simon Lo

McSimonIncollingo

One step up from the McOrgy, the McSimonIncollingo sandwich consists of one Mcdonalds double cheeseburger, one McChicken sandwich, an order of 6 chicken Mcnuggets, and a small fries. The McSimonIncollingo is created when said items are put together inside two buns. Start by placing the entire chicken sandwich into the Mcdouble by taking off the top bun, then place all of your chicken nuggets on top of the McChickens bun, next add fries in between the buns and the meats. Finish it off by placing the double cheeseburger bun back on the top.

Tim went into cardiac arrest after eating a McSimonIncollingo.

McSimonIncollingo by Rahjbatim November 24, 2011

Mike Mctimoney

Teacher of Physics, Rider of Bikes, Creator of Dank Memes @ QE.

"i cant stand mike mctimoney's dank meme game" jamie

Mike Mctimoney by TheBaneOfQE October 20, 2025

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026