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The act of seducing someone to the point of sexual consent, then, repeatedly telling that person to "hold on" while you take care of as many other tasks as you can until the one seducted loses interest and leaves in frustration.
Simon- 'We went on a date last night, but I don't think there will be another.'
Ry-nasty- 'Man you didn't give her the McSimon on the first date did you??'
McSimon by Ry-nasty September 14, 2017
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Es un Servidor de Minecraft/Discord llenos de Grasosos, Shitposters, Danksitos y Dae.
Antes estaba lleno de vida, pero ahora solo hay 5 personas hablando mierda.
Pana1: "Ewe, Quieres jugar en el MCLimon?"
Pana2: "Non"
Pana1: ":C"
MCLimon by RiceLeaf... October 8, 2020
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McSimonIncollingo 

One step up from the McOrgy, the McSimonIncollingo sandwich consists of one Mcdonalds double cheeseburger, one McChicken sandwich, an order of 6 chicken Mcnuggets, and a small fries. The McSimonIncollingo is created when said items are put together inside two buns. Start by placing the entire chicken sandwich into the Mcdouble by taking off the top bun, then place all of your chicken nuggets on top of the McChickens bun, next add fries in between the buns and the meats. Finish it off by placing the double cheeseburger bun back on the top.
Tim went into cardiac arrest after eating a McSimonIncollingo.
McSimonIncollingo by Rahjbatim November 24, 2011

Mike Mctimoney

Teacher of Physics, Rider of Bikes, Creator of Dank Memes @ QE.
"i cant stand mike mctimoney's dank meme game" jamie
Mike Mctimoney by TheBaneOfQE October 20, 2025
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026