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The phenomenum of the pleasure that is McDonalds transfered into to sheer euphoria as you consume the large variety of artery clogging cuisines, instantly spreading happiness across your face in the form off a smile.

Also known as the McGrin
Slim Jim: Dude look at that guy at McDonalds, he's Gianormus! I give him 2 months left to live tops!

Small Paul: Man, don't worry bout it! Look how happy that dude is eating his Big Mac, he'll die with a McSmile on his face for sure!

Slim Jim: Ah yes, the good ol' McGrin...lets go get a burger!
McSmile by Wollf April 7, 2010
Words you can keep
The average distance between two McDonald's "restaurants" in a given city.

Since there are now more McDonald's establishments in major cities than flies in a public shitter, one can use this as a unit to measure distance in an urban environment.

Very effective for those who cannot traverse more than the said McMile without stopping to eat at McDonald's.
Person 1: What's the dis between yer home and the college?
Person 2: About 3 McMile's
Person 1: Uhh... What's a McMile?
Person 2: It's the distance between two McDonald's restaurants!
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You'd know, fatass...
McMile by SamP December 27, 2008
Related Words
MCSMICE. Is an acronym for Masters of Ceremonies Mice. Many people simply call them "They," without thinking about who "they" are. "They," are a conspiratory group first referred to as the "military industrial complex," by Dwight Eisenhower. "They" are composed of the Military, Church, State, Media, Industrial, Crime (+ pseudo crime fighting) organizations; after all a supposed enemy is needed- (read Atlas Shruged), and Educational branches, and all of us who are forced to follow these mice-brained paternalistic war mongers. Hence the acronym MCSMICE. MCSMICE is the modern slave master. "They" print up worthless paper and ask us to have faith in it's value. It is a huge pyramid scam (ponzi scheme), we are forced to pass on to our children, (if there will still be children and a planet left). The only thing honest about it is they display this pyramid on the obverse side of their dollar bill. What "they," fail to show is that MCSMICE is all backed by WAR, and their supposed alternative "PEACE," which has lead to WAR more than any other concept. Heads "they" win, tails we loose. We have alternatives. Change the language and concepts we are limited by, and all the rest will follow.

Example. Ed said he was free because he was not in chains. Jean-Jacques Rousseau said "Man is born free yet is everywhere in chains." He also said taxation is worse than slavery. William Blake said, ( paraphrase), "Every is a visionary untill the MCSMICE remove that ability and replace it with dogmaticism and the one eyed sleep of Newton's single eye." He also said, "Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death."
MCSMICE by fred ressler November 11, 2008

McSmiley 

The guy who never stops smiling
McSmiley
McSmiley by Nav-Man December 13, 2009
Comes from the most Awesomest person in the world.

should be used to discribe people who are very talent at being awesome.


Gee, that mcmiles girl is hot shit

OMG mcmiles is god!
Mcmiles by Homegirls2008 December 16, 2008

Smitey McSmiter 

The thing that Dean Winchester called Castiel, referring to how powerful Castiel is.
"He's like, Smitey McSmiter."
Smitey McSmiter by Tabbehkitteh August 11, 2012

MrSmiler17

A very tall very handsome with a massive penis guy
Oh my god it's MrSmiler17
MrSmiler17 by MrSmiler-17 January 30, 2024
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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