A degree issued by a por-profit university that has a reputation for delivering a non-rigorous, accelerated, substandard education while charging an exorbitant amount of tuition and fees to students that in many cases would otherwise not be prepared to attend a traditional college or university.
His high schoolGPA was 1.5, but he was immediately accepted into AIU online. He finished his bachelor’s degree in 26 months and graduated with a 3.95 GPA Magma Cum Laude with student loan balances totaling over $50,000. Employers only laugh and make fun of his McDegree.
A college degree that isn't worth the paper it's printed on. Most McDegree holders will be working in jobs that don't even require a degree, making it pointless.
I can't find a job with my McDegree. The closest thing I had to a job was a paid internship - I had to pay them for it!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.