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McChildMolester

A mcdouble topped with ice cream, Mcflurry candies, a cherry. Used to lure children off the streets in spite of it's horrendous taste. Cost about $2.50.
Mcdonalds employee: I just sold 5 mcChildMolesters to that guy in the trenchcoat.
Other employee: damn that's 5 more obese children gone missing.
mugGet the McChildMolestermug.

McChildMolester

A fila-o-fish stuffed inside if a McChicken that is stuffed inside of a Big Mac. It is called that because only child molesters eat fila-o-fishes AND McChickens.
“Hey bro lets go to McDonalds and get a McChildMolester”

*looks at a creepy guy
“Hey bro that guy just definitely got a McChildMolester from McDonalds
by Chravis Scotch November 28, 2020
mugGet the McChildMolestermug.

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