Mayor of Pound Town

When a bro and a bra head down to Pound Town together, whoever takes charge in the bedroom (or anywhere Pound Town is that night) is elected to be the Mayor of Pound Town. This move also reduces the other party to a Slam Piece, aka someone who has been reduced to an object because the Mayor has completely overpowered them.

"Bro! Did you bag that slam piece at the bar and take her straight to Pound Town?"

"We went to Pound Town, alright. But she took charge and got elected Mayor of Pound Town. Last night, I was the slam piece, bro."

"Oh snap!"

Mayor of Pound Town by MetslashCalfe October 17, 2011

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Mayor of Poundtown

A man who is really good at fucking is known as the mayor of poundtown. It is also a way to brag to your friends about fucking a chick.

I'm so good at fucking I should be the mayor of poundtown

I took that chick back to my place and am now the mayor of poundtown

Mayor of Poundtown by pigpen102 December 13, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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