Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.
Definition #2: An instrument.
by The only name not in use July 29, 2018
by cacacooroonee April 9, 2022
I ate Mayonnaise
by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 22, 2020
Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there
by WonderGenius June 4, 2019
making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.
Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.
by mhargis November 19, 2022
The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator
Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR?
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting
by PCgary August 11, 2023
by A Quirky White Boy September 5, 2023