n. A person with a huge ego and an inability to organise a simple party.

Bernie is such a maxime! I bet he couldn't even organise a people's party.
by gnostic3 September 06, 2019
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Sometimes referred to as Moses, Maxime is a man in his 40s of European descent, usually French or Belgian. Maximes are characterized by extreme generosity and sensitivity with an underestimated sense of self worth. They usually manifest a penchant for music and can often be found in the pits if Parisian venues.

Surprisingly, Maximes drive Porches despite reports of having normal penis sizes.

Loyal to a fault, Maximes are with you for life.
Liz: I’m too short to see the stage.

Amy: Don’t worry, Maxime’s got your back.
by Brian Ralph Johnson July 05, 2018
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She is the dimond out of all the rocks in the crowd. She is very nice and funny also likes to annoy her bestie with her boy problems and mental breakdowns. When she chooses a bestie it is her ride or die. (No joke). This is a Belgian name btw. Did I mention that her rlly hot and gets all the guys? Oh heck yea she does. Goodbye
Maxime is hot and has a not hot bestie. YEET SAUCE
by CHEZZ102 April 19, 2019
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a popular Belgian/French name given to good looking, smart, talented, and classy boys generally with good tastes in music. a Maxime to a beautiful and sublime dick which is often very large, about 15 cm. A Maxime is orgasmic
The exchange student Maxime is so cool, I will miss him when he is gone.

oh maxim i love you and his grace to your big dick
by 987415 January 15, 2020
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Maximes are the best friends and girlfriends. They have an incredebly sweet laugh and smile and only looking at them will make your day. If a Maxime talks to you, use your chance and make her your friend - you won't regret it! Their unique style and hotness will make them slay every possible look - from casual sweatpants to heels and leather jackets. If your lucky enough to date a Maxime, you will be overwhelmed by the amount of love she gives you and her devotion. In bed, Maximes are the best lovers out there with a lot of passion and drive. They are forgiving but don't make them wait too long because they only deserve the best and will always go looking for it if you don't use your chance.
Boy 1: Look at that hot girl over there. She's so badasss!
Boy 2: She must be a Maxime.
by Spiessli January 23, 2019
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A maxime is the best brother you can ever have. He plays minecraft and among us with you, helps you with beating that one boss you can’t kill in a game, and gives you very good advice. Even though he is a nasty 3 year old dogue, you still love him.
Person : Ugh, Maxime is a dogue.
Alicia : yes, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a cool dogue.
by nothx November 24, 2020
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