Skip to main content

Maurice aka Goat 

Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.

Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
Hey, look it’s Maurice aka Goat.

Dang he has a huge cock

Yes i heard he has tons of sex
Maurice aka Goat by Chris Peacokc November 24, 2021
Maurice aka Goat mug front
Get the Maurice aka Goat mug.
See more merch
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026