Maurice aka Goat

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Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.

Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“

Hey, look it’s Maurice aka Goat.

Dang he has a huge cock

Yes i heard he has tons of sex

Maurice aka Goat by Chris Peacokc November 24, 2021

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