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matlab and chill

It means that you are going to go over to your engineering study partner's house and fuck with Matlab running in the background, cause plotting takes way too long and you should have used matrix operators instead of for-loops.
Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over for matlab and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna do some Wind Chill Computation..."
Julia: "Matlab and chill means we fuck, dumbass"
**obviously Brad is NOT an electrical engineering undergraduate
by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer November 8, 2015
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Maulana Diesel

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014
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matlab

Programming equivalent of the language spoken by the demons of the inner circles of Hell. Often poorly taught by graduate students to undergrads in science and engineering fields of study, usually under the false pretense that it is usefull for something other than bringing about the end of time. Could be a powerful tool of evil if anyone actually understood it.

Once thought to be derived from the English "matrix", meaning an array of numbers, and "laboratory", meaning a place of study. Now known to be a demonic word meaning 'a 3x3 matrix of 6's'.
Bob's eyes were dim and expressionless after completing his Matlab program... a clear sign that his soul had been torn away.
by hizaguchi April 21, 2005
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Michael Matuzak

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.
OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?
by Papa Louie May 17, 2021
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Mapula

The most calm and humble person in the world. She is kind, helpful and attentive. She can make any day better. She has a good sense of humor. If you are one of her friends, you are very lucky and if you are her boyfriend thene you are really really lucky. She is really romantic and you can spend hours talking to her without getting bored
Locus: You are very beautiful Mapula
Her: Thank you so much
by Komaj March 14, 2022
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matujage

A tool used in the process of cooking that a precise measure and a very very sharp blade for absolute acurate cuts and slices.
(pronounced Mat-u-jaj)
Will you pass me the matujage?
I need it for this odd shaped chicken.
by Azura October 25, 2006
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Majula

From the arabic word "مهجورة Mahjoula" (deserted or abandoned place).It's a coastal town in the game Dark Souls II which will serve as the world hub and homebase of the player. Though you may find some NPCs there, the town is a desolate place thus the name.
"Majula is often referred to as a garbage dump"
"The exiles of Drangleic were often sent Majula, which is why all the shacks and houses are so run down."
by Truth_seeker October 1, 2014
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