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Mattress Monkey
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A
prostitute
that works
in
the truck stop
parking lots.
The
mattress
monkeys
are out
tonight
.
by
Heavyhauler
March 28, 2017
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Mattress Monkey
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A crazy, wild lover. Animal
in the bedroom
..But
cute and cuddly
in public
.
"
Last night
was so great, he's sucha
mattress
monkey
."
by
dustbunny
April 27, 2005
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