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Matthews Mum 

Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.

If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us

Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
Matthews Mum by The God of Cod August 23, 2020
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Matthew Mak’s Mum 

She is a rubbish which gave less IQ and EQ.She talks much and she is very annoying.When Matthew Mak feels annoyed.She will 家暴 and hit Matthew Mak.And Matthew Mak almost die
Do not be Matthew Mak’s mum or you will hit people
Matthew Mak’s Mum by Matthew Mak January 23, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026