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Matthew Crow 

one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay
"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"

"yea what about him?"

"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"

-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)
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matthew crowley 

A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone
God look at that guy, see how he treats those girls, such a matthew crowley
matthew crowley by care0 September 1, 2017

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026