A fuckboy who does not love you. All they want is to get with you and break your heart. They have hairy chests, and they will never actually be there for you. Be careful when you meet a MATTHEW.
"His name is Matthew."
"Be careful I saw him with Allie yesterday."
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Big nosed Italian boi who also goes by Christopher
Friend: "Look, it's Matthew"
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He is a bully and doesn’t know when to stop talking. He has no hairline and always uses hairlines to make a joke even though he doesn’t have one.
Matthew is retarded
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a badass who always got weed brownies and will fuck your shit up in mortal kombat
Jamal: Hey lets go to matthews house and smoke weed
Aiden: ight
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Wanking prick. Gets mad too easy and is very immature. He can be loving at times and a great guy friend but no one likes him. He masturbates too much, he is so very annoying. Matthew is heavily into sports and SOOOO akward with girls. Hes complains about having no friends when people try to be his mate and he’s just to akward and shy. He’s very funny at times but incredibly mean at times. He does something bad to you then blames it on you and cries about it. He overthinks everything like, literally.
1: “I’m single”
2: “You broke up with Matthew?”
1: “no he broke up with me and blamed it on me!”
2: “wh-
1: “he was so shy and never talked to me and he blamed that on me!”
2: “that prick!”
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Matthew He is pedo never hav sex love girls what are no popular he shout outs girls he loves

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Mostly a gay dumbass who nobody likes and probably loves you but wont come out of the closet to you
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