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He’s the type of guy who gets all the bitches, and he’s cash as fuck. Matthew is the true god, getting bitches left and right. You don’t wanna mess with the blonde haired, blue eyed, champion wearing, bod slamming, god!
Holy shit is that Matthew? Bow down quick before he beats you up, with his nine inch hammer! Watch out this man is crazy
by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019
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A guy who is not very smart and has a muscle Fetish. Likes a night on the town and likes guy more but is bisexual. Is 6’5 and on the basketball
“Matthew is soooo cute!” “Yeah but he is dating the guy in mr———‘s class”
by Heino December 2, 2019
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Matthew is a name in the Bible meaning Gods gift. Matthews sure live up to the name. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend you could ever have. Their big heart and loving smile will always make them approachable. Matthews have a knack for helping others. They'll be there if you ever need them to be. Whether it's for advice, emotional comfort, physical comfort, you name it, they'll always be there. Another thing is that they value relationships highly. If they care for you, they'll fight for you. They don't encourage a fight but they will always stand up for both themselves and those close to him at the same time. Most of the time to the point where he'll put himself in harms way to save you. Matthews normally go through a hard life but whenever they get knocked down they never stay down. This characteristic makes them very successful people. They normally play one or two sports and are not the most popular, but at the same time not a loner. All around, Matthews are just really good people and also seem to be great dads. If you have a Matthew in your life, don't ever let him go. Nobody compares to a Matthew in the long run.
Girl one: "Have you met that new kid Matthew"
Girl two: "Yeah I did, he's such a gentleman!"
by JohnHandcock471 March 31, 2020
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Matthew is a weird dude with a lot of Ego. He has a boyfriend called Scott Johns and he is not cool. His airpods are as fake as Kim Kardashians face. He can be nice at times but that is rare. His house is located in New York. No further explanation.
Person: Hi Matthew. Could I borrow your airpods ?
Matthew: No get yuh own.
Person: Please ?
Matthew: Fine. Here.
Person: These are Q-tips not airpods.
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Matt is a really great guy. He cares about your feelings, and let’s you cry when you need to. He’s a freak in the sheets. And he really is boyfriend material, but he will play hard to get and make you wait along time for him. So ladies be patient. He is well worth the wait.
I wish Matthew would pull up his big boy pants and ask me out already.
by Bella3rose3 January 2, 2021
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Man, Matthew is such an edgy boi
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