Matt Gold Share definition Flag adj. A Matt Gold is a very large useless thing. It like to eat alot and is usually found listening to gross music. He enjoys eating and large girls.(Big Sid) An common use: Wow, you are a Matt Gold. (a very bad insult to anyone) Matt Gold by Bombers December 14, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Matt Gold mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch