When an older, buff, German woman forces you to eat an entire chocolate cake off her bare ass while she calls you a fat piggy.
"Does anyone know why John looks so sick today?
" Yeah. He went total Matilda Kid on that German lady across the street last night."
"Dude, that's disgusting."
" Yeah. He went total Matilda Kid on that German lady across the street last night."
"Dude, that's disgusting."
by Gthom October 12, 2015
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