Mateo Monster 

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

Mateo Monster by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

Monster mater

Men who mate with male monsters. They don't dominate the monsters. Monsters dominate them. They let monsters mount them. If they got stuck in a fantasy world they'd go around sitting on every monster's member. If the monster has a human's body and human male penis, he'll get sit on regardless of his face.

Them: Are you a furry?

Me: Worse, I rode The Hulk, Venom, Vision, Hellboy and Mr X. I'm a monster mater.

Monster mater by Black Monster Mater April 8, 2026