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Mastic bitches 

There are a few types of girls in the william floyd district, but the “mastic bitches” are girl from mastic/mastic beach or anyone who was raise in the district that are talking behind other people’s back, spreading rumors, fighting over dumb shit, and wont say shit to peoples faces when they talk about them. Some mastic bitches ask other girls to send other girls their messages cuz they to pussy to confront, some mastic bitches will come hate someone when they literally got no personal reason to, some tittie ride their friends, If you do these, then congratulations, you are a mastic bitch👏🏾
Oh, and alot of them can’t accept the fact that they be fake.

If you got mad, feeling guilty all offended and shit after reading this, 9 times outta time you are these types of girls.
Signs of mastic bitches

1) Talkin behind backs

Meimei: **Looks at random ass new girl minding her own business**
“Hey Zœ, look at this girl, I bet she lowkey talk shit about me.”

Zoe: That bitch aint shit. You should fight her.”

Me!mei: “Yea i’ll beat her ass. Ohh shit she’s coming be quiet.”

**Girl walks past them and silence**

Z0e: “I dont like the way that bitch walked passed me. If she does it again i’ll piss on her face and give her a hickey.”

2) Spreading rumors

Some bald headed mastic dyke: “Yo I need you to tell this girl that i’ll really fight her if she say sum”

Some girl: “Umm, okay? you could just tell hers”

Dyke: “Bitch i’m from mastic, fym.”

**Dyke spreads rumors about a girl who doesn’t know her for attention**

3) Fighting over stupid insignificant shit

**Dyke pressing random girl**

Dyke: “Bitch i’m ready to fight, come on bring it, ive been gassed up all day, and over 20 people are watching let’s fight.”

The girl the dyke wanna fight: “Wait why do you wanna fight me for? I dont know you and this is the first time we talking?”

Dyke: “you seem like you talk mad shit”

Girl: “I dont talk to you tho”

**dumbass silence**

Chr!s: “Fuckin speds”

4) Fake bitches

Fake Girl: oh, I dont fuck with that girl, fuck that ugly bitch

**The girl comes outta no where**

Fake girl: “OHhhHhhhH hEy gUrL FrwenD...I love you bitch
Mastic bitches by Kamouflage September 27, 2018
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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026