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Master Debating 

Master debating is an activity that young college students can engage in; notable examples include Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro.

It usually involves a person sitting near a university, and offering people the chance to debate with them over social issues such as gun laws, abortion rights, and political opinions

Becoming a master debater requires that you publish some of the footage online.
Eric Cartman: “These college girls are totally unprepared, so I can just destroy them and also edit out all the ones who argue back well.”

Liane Cartman: "Eric, are you alright in there?"

Eric Cartman: "Yeah, I'm fine, Mom, I'm just master debating."

Liane Cartman: "Look, Eric, that's enough. Let's get out of the bathroom."

Eric Cartman: "I can't, Mom, I'm master debating to these young girls"

Liane Cartman: "That's very naughty, Eric. Stop it"

Eric Cartman: "Mom, I finally got sponsored by a protein powder, so I got to master debate
Master Debating by Lixtheproot September 22, 2025
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Masterdebating 

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.
I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.
Masterdebating by literallymelody November 28, 2015

masturdebating 

1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.
Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.
masturdebating by Bernard Bangwanger December 29, 2010

masterdebating 

when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate
I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.
masterdebating by mcspaceman June 29, 2010

Masterdebating 

When one has to calm down an erection or is in a social situation where one is not appropriate. It also means to use imagery that is unappealing or unattractive in order to calm one's raging boner down to a level of social acceptance.
"Dude I was at this wedding and I popped a boner and had to think of my grandma in a bukkake video to calm it down. Nice masterdebating skills."

"I masterdebated yesterday during a job interview. What did you think of? I thought of Danny Donaduce in a speedo eating a chocolate covered banana."

masterdebating 

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.
{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!
masterdebating by Telephony2 September 10, 2025