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Master Chef 

A person who can cook.
Tomat: Hey look, that guy's a cook!
Dillon: Not only am I a cook, I'm also a Master Chef!

Master Chef 

Someone who kills and eats willing participants in the most extreme form of vore fetish. The counterpart of the Master Chef is a Long Pig, a submissive male desiring to be killed and eaten.
Long Pig seeking Master Chef for my unbirthing. Life has been long enough.
Master Chef by anonymous February 14, 2022

Master Chef Fuckhouse 

You proceed to have sex with a female while she is making you a sammich in the kitchen where she belongs, then you take her out of her natural environment into the living room and you play halo while STILL maintaining the penetration through the entire experience! TRIPLE KILL!
"Dude, my girlfriend is the best! We Master Chef Fuckhouse'd all day yesterday!
Master Chef Fuckhouse by Shana Black February 13, 2008

master cheffing 

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.
*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!
master cheffing by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

Mastercheese 

To run over/hit a member of the opposite sex with an automobile in hopes of gaining attention, and possibly a date from them.
"I totally MasterCheesed today when I backed up over Allison before asking her to the Prom"
Mastercheese by strife777 December 8, 2005

masterchief 

a dude on the halo series
OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!
masterchief by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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