master card 

this is the proccess of someone sliding there butt crack
in beetween another persons nose usually while they are asleep or passed out

john has passed i should master card him

master card by jeff gunning November 16, 2006

master.carding

another term for masturbation devised by three incredibly clever hormone-driven teenage women determined to make their mark in society

"dude i need 2 master.card!"

master.carding by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003

Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.

Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.

A phrase about owning your situation instead of blaming it. “Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master” means you don’t waste energy wishing for better circumstances — you master what you already have.

“Dual Master” refers to mastering both sides of yourself: strengths and flaws, emotion and logic, offense and defense. It’s about balance, control, and adaptability — not luck.

The phrase was first said by Arteobis after an early setback, and it stuck because the meaning applies to anyone: you can’t choose your starting hand, but you can choose how well you play it.

Example Sentences

“You should master both your weaknesses and strengths, instead of wishing for a different hand. — deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”

“It’s not about luck, it’s about balance, controlling emotion and execution at the same time. Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”

Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master. by Arteobis March 2, 2026

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.

"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

Mastercard Moment by big jimz May 27, 2009

masturcard

A credit card that is used almost exclusively for buying porn online.

Woohoo! Another Britney sex vid hit the net today... time to charge something to the ol' masturcard!

masturcard by Ninth December 11, 2008

Visa Visa MasterCard 

The term used for the wealthiest sorority or fraternity on campus.

She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.

Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.

Visa Visa MasterCard by brucekey June 5, 2007

MasterCard 

sliding your hand between the crack of another person's butt when they are bending over, imitating the swiping of a credit card.

At soccer practice, Matt gave Dave a MasterCard and we all got punished

MasterCard by William Henry Wallace February 7, 2009