Massage Parlor

A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.

"I'm going to a massage parlor Dan, you want to come?"
"No thanks, I'm afraid of getting the clap"

Massage Parlor by tdan December 11, 2004

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massage parlor

Any business displaying itself as a place to receive a massage, but will offer sexual services...if the price is right. Police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prostitution is illegal (mainly U.S.).

Why date and play all those stupid games with a "girlfriend" when you can go to a massage parlor?

massage parlor by Chazz K. December 9, 2008

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massage parlor abbreviations

two or 3 letters and sometimes more that have certain meanings.

Massage Parlor Abbreviations

TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.

COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.

massage parlor abbreviations by Clod Hopper December 19, 2013

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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