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Mashed Potato Man 

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noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"
Mashed Potato Man by Scnigey March 23, 2003
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Mashed Potato Man 

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A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.
Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.
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Related Words
Mashed Potato Man • Manhattan Mashed Potato • potato masher • Mashed Potato • Mashed Potato Ass • mashed potato brains • mashed potato sandwich • mashed potato baddie • mashed potato banana • Mashed potato bath

Manhattan Mashed Potato 

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When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.
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