Mary Magdalene 

A sexual act. The MM requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. This necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.

Jesus: "Wow! My mind is still blown. She put the Mary Magdalene on me last night."

John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."

Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"

Mary Magdalene by W!cKeD July 31, 2009

mary magdalene 

woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny

girl #1: i cheated on the pre cal test!!
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!

mary magdalene by anonymoussss June 28, 2005

Mary Magdalene 

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..

Mary Magdalene by jim May 1, 2005

Mary Magdalene 

A street term referring to MDMA powder. Also known as Mary, Mary Mags, Mary Maggers.

1: "Dude, I met Mary Magdalene last night... it was out of this world."
2: "This rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the Mary tonight!"

Mary Magdalene by Bringer of Mary August 5, 2011

mary magdalene 

When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.

I fucked her asshole hard, and when I pulled my cock out it was covered with shit so I gave her a Mary Magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.

mary magdalene by $$Bill May 4, 2010

Mary Magdalene 

A biblical hero who was the first to see Jesus after his resurrection. She is no a saint of the catholic church. Her importance to over a billion Christians is well-documented

Mary Magdalene was the first to know Jesus had resurrected. What a hero!

Mary Magdalene by zarnoldpalmer April 16, 2020

Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School 

The Shit bag place in Apex,NC that calls them self a middle School. the teachers in the school all suck(except for Mr Groelle, And Mr Callus.) and give you at least 3 quizzes/ Tests a week. they make you wear a gay-ass uniform and give you absolutely NO FREEDOM at all! and are filled with Snobby rich-kid Douche bags who are all spoiled and self centered.

Nickname: ST Mary Fagdalene

I Have 6 quizzes/tests on the last 6.5 days of school because My school (Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School) Sucks ASS!!!!

Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School by STMMSUCKS November 9, 2012