Mary Hoyt

Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”

Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!

Mary Hoyt by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019

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Mary Hoyt

A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra

“That teacher is a total Mary Hoyt” - Student

Mary Hoyt by ARandomHuman69 November 6, 2019

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Mary Hoyt

Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheesewith a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the room
because her students stank.

Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!

Mary Hoyt by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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