Person who is obsessed with all the characters in the mcu and who crushes all the characters because they are all too beautiful, sugar daddy vibes (and Peter vibes of course)
Megan: I crush on: Tony, Steve, Bucky, Peter, Natasha, Wanda and Groot.
Lila: You are Marvelsexual !
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot!
Guy2: Yes she is! Do you see the way she carries the blonde chick on top of her!
Guy 1: Are you talking about the horseJoe?
Guy 2: Yes! I’m a maresexual!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).