Person who is obsessed with all the characters in the mcu and who crushes all the characters because they are all too beautiful, sugar daddy vibes (and Petervibes of course)
Megan: I crush on: Tony, Steve, Bucky, Peter, Natasha, Wanda and Groot.
Lila: You are Marvelsexual !
Guy 1: Man that chick is hot!
Guy2: Yes she is! Do you see the way she carries the blonde chick on top of her!
Guy 1: Are you talking about the horse Joe?
Guy 2: Yes! I’m a maresexual!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"