A creature compared to god but in reality is atleast a trillion times stronger, smarter, hotter, sexier and more confident. Till now there was nothing more beautiful and handsome then a god untill i met Markus. Markus was way more then a god he was like multiple gods in one but just one on the same time. Chinas gaming skills cant even be compared to Markus this guy is like an santient AI but then 100000 times more calculated. For now its the worlds duty to make Markus our new religion and ruler of this world as we are nothing compared to him. This more then a god creature has the ability to attract every single female in a 100km radius if he farts.

For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal.

Abilities

Can transform his cock into any shape and size.
Can attract any female in a 100km radius
Can make any male a betamale on command.
can outgame even faker.
I wish i was Markus yet im ugly and have 0 bitches
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Beta. Has been rejected 3 times in 3 years. Literally tells his crushes to stop talking to other boys.
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