Marinoid 

The specific type of paranoia that typically occurs by users of marijuana. Different from tweakers paranoia, marinoia usually manifests itself in the sensation that everyone around you knows that you're stoned. Mostly harmless, unless someone knocks on your door suddenly in a police like manner, causing you to eat your remaining stash. Hilarity often ensues.

Dude, pot is legal now, stop being marinoid. Nobody cares if you're high!

Marinoid by Pandmoanium February 18, 2019

marinoia 

1. When one becomes paranoid from smoking cannabis. Marijuana - + - Paranoid = Marinoia

"No, Tess, there are no cops in the bushes. You just have marinoia."

marinoia by Matt Cote December 12, 2006

marianoid 

One who is paranoid from the effects of marijuana.

I just smoked some pot and it made me marianoid.

marianoid by Hoppin Hal June 19, 2017

Marinoia 

The paranoia that sometimes results from smoking ample amounts of marijuana. This is due to a THC-induced cannabinoid wonderland/disco party happening in your brain. The amygdala, in particular, becomes overstimulated by the disco party. This effect is temporary and can be mitigated by various fun foods, like an ice cream cone with sprinkles. 🍦

I was in my private backyard enjoying this new 70% Sativa strain called "Hippy Chicken" in my outdoor hammock. I awkwardly trotted my way back to my apartment wearing large Bluetooth headphones while carrying my Van Gogh throw pillow and a gallon of water. I conscientiously dowsed myself in a large mist cloud of Fabreezy (some islandy scent, I think) before traversing the threshold of my apartment back door.

I reclined in my indoor hammock only to immediately receive a call from my local area code. I knew all my contacts were from different area codes. I worried my neighbor or landlord was calling me to say I was being kicked out for being such a stoner.

Alas, it was only the kind pizza delivery driver calling to tell me he was arriving.

I had marinoia.
But then,
I had marinara.

And that, my friends, made all the difference 👍

Marinoia by Matt the Welcome Mat November 18, 2021

marinoing 

The elderly act of hyper-sexualizing a single word or a small grouping of words by combining Tudor period and modern slang to fit a particular narrative.

"Gentles, we shall dance for thee" has nothing to do with genitals, you're marinoing the word gentlemen.

marinoing by Dethbox March 4, 2024