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Marine biologist 

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob
“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

marine biologist 

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
marine biologist by Nick February 6, 2005

Marine Biologist 

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.
Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.
Marine Biologist by thewoodster June 29, 2014

marine biologist 

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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