Marijuana Addiction

Doctor: I think you are suffering from a severe case of Marijuana Addiction...

Patient: Huh?
by Kamnit February 24, 2010
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Marijuana Addiction

It's bullshit. You CANNOT be addicted to cannabis.
Everyone who thinks it's addicting has never chronically smoked.
There's is a HUGE difference between being addicted, and just not wanting to stop.
It's not like any other drug, or even tobacco where it's hard to quit.
Most people don't want to, but if you ever want to stop smoking pot, you'll have absolutely NO PROBLEM doing so.
Authority Figure: Don't smoke cannabis, you'll form a Marijuana Addiction!

Smoker: Fuck you!
by Afrothunda8080 October 18, 2009
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Marijuana Addiction

A physical and psychological dependence on marijuana. There is a large debate on whether this exists. While marijuana is not naturally addictive nor contains ingredients which make it addictive like nicotine, it is possible to become dependent on marijuana to get you through a regular day. It may also become a daily task that you cannot live without doing. You can become addicted to anything. It may not be as severe and addiction as other things such as crack, tobacco and alcohol, but it still exists.
Rick: "Hold on man. I need to take a hit of my blunt."

Bob: "Man you need to 'take a hit' 5 times a day, every day. I think you might be a victim of Marijuana Addiction."

Rick: "Shut up stupid! You can't get addicted to weed."

Bob: "Just because marijuana doesn't have nicotine doesn't mean you can't get addicted to it."

Rick: "Oh. Well, I'm still going to take a hit."
by bshort31092 September 06, 2011
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A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.
by the mutant June 24, 2005
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Two words that contradict each other. See oxymoron.
Marijuana addiction. Tom Petty makes bad music. Faucet ass is an enjoyable experience. What do these statements have in common?

They're false.
by Buffalo Souljah April 21, 2008
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A common argument used by protestors of marijuana and by those who are unwilling to let go of the lies they've been fed their entire lies. The ignorant ones will say, "Pot is in the same group as crack and heroin and computer duster and will make the user suffer withdrawals," and what the fuck have you. The more educated ones, while still quite ignorant, will say "Well, while it's not physically addictive, it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY addictive, and so you should stay away from it."

And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.

But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?

The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.

Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).
Tool: "Don't smoke marijuana, you'll develop a marijuana addiction."

Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"

Tool: "... Both?"
by JPobo April 26, 2010
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everyone who says marijuana addiction is real is a dumb/ignorant piece of shit.
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