March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.

“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023”
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”

March 2009 by Son of Stenhouse December 20, 2023

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march 14 2009

The day the best people were born. The bestest of friends

omg your amazing i bet you were born on march 14 2009

march 14 2009 by nyxi_ October 30, 2022

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March 25 2009

People born in this day are sexy and so are all their friends. If you don’t like them you are probably ugly.

Dude 1: Why am I getting so many bitches recently?
Dude 2: Didn’t you become friends with Josh? Yeah he was born March 25 2009
Dude 1: Ohh

March 25 2009 by PattyWattyHK March 11, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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