Marble Hornets

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019

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Marble Hornets

A rock thrown at the general testicular region.

"Yo, you see Tim got hit with marble hornets in entry 35?!"-Jay
"Yeah, son! It was whack." - The Operator

Marble Hornets by tothearkz March 3, 2011

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Marblehornets

A good YT series that will make you feel watched, and will make you cry at the end

It is a good series 10/10 series go watch it now

Boy1: hey have you seen marble hornets

Boy2: yeah its so sad that jay died in it he was my favorite

Boy1: yeah that was kinda sad imma go rewatch the series now

Marble hornets is a good series in general

Marblehornets can be found on YouTube

Marblehornets by A_random_roach August 14, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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