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Ma-púa ma-poo-wuh
noun, plural Ma-púa sys-tem

a reputable source of architects, engineers, and science graduates and constantly produces top notchers in the architectural and engineering fields as the Mapúa Institute of Technology heavily specializes in these fields in the undergraduate and graduate levels

Mapúa is also the first Philippine and Southeast Asian educational institution to have ABET certification, rendering the Institute to be at par with US-based colleges and universities

a institute of learning where students must be immortal in order to graduate and also a college that never suspends classes even when every college in the country suspended theirs
Madaling makapasok sa Mapúa pero tingnan ko lang kung makalabas ka. (It's easy to be admitted in Mapúa but let me see if you can graduate.)
Mapúa by Don Tomas Mapúa October 13, 2012
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Manual Mangina 

A Manual Mangina is when a man (or dildo wearing woman) uses heir penis (or phallic device) to manipulate time and space. In order to do this, participants need to stand naked in a mildly populated area and whip heir phallic ownership up and down until enough momentum enables the cock handler to catch their phallic device between heir legs and hold it there. Causing the owner of the phallus to look like a girl (thus the appearance of the Mangina) laughing or name calling might ensue, or even applause if the owner can manage the Mangina in a single thrust.
" I call this the Manual Mangina!"

Maquillaphobia 

An abnormal pathological fear of wearing or coming into contact with makeup or cosmetics (sometimes a specific gender's toiletries).
Having Maquillaphobia, Shawn had problems coming close to women with make-up, lotion, and other female products.

Maquillage meaning makeup/cosmetics + Phobia meaning fear.
Maquillaphobia by tbonehuber October 7, 2013
She's more the person you look for to call your own. More to say there's Maquita she a beautiful person who has been the most important part of my life. You be luck to have a humble , loving Attitude Set person in your life.
That's my Maquita
maquita by MaQuita April 4, 2015

La Máquina Camaleön 

La Máquina Camaleön is an Ecuadorian band internationally known for the psychedelic songs its main composer and singer, Felipe Tres Marías a.k.a "el camaleón" develops during intense sessions of substance abuse (mainly ayahuasca, mescaline, shrooms and yahuarlocro) and philosophical debate.
Loco, I saw la máquina camaleön yesterday!, it was life changing!

Water manual 

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
Water manual by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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