A Manichaen is an adherent of Manichaeism, an ancient dualistic religion followed today mostly by a few thousand Uyghurs, HanChinese, Mongols, and Qarsherskiyans.
A Manichaen believes in an eternal struggle between good/light forces and bad/dim or dark forces.
Qarsherskiyan Manichaeism is a monotheistic sect of Manichaeism which is mostly practiced by a few hundred ethnic Qarsherskiyan people, hence the name.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'