Mancool 

The thing that a man does that can be described as socially graceful. "Let me at least pick up the tip" is a Mancool action.

"My son Leon picked up the tip; he's become such a mancool young man!"

Mancool by FrankSymptoms February 10, 2021

Manpool 

A group of four of truly incredible men. Similar to a quartet, except the collective awesomeness of a manpool is much greater than that of a quartet. The bonds connecting the members of a manpool are the same as the bonds that bind together two men in a bromance. Thus, in essence, a manpool is a specific form of a group bromance, or bro-orgy (common name: brorgy). Manpools generally form when its members decide to collectively travel together in a motor vehicle, especially in small, cheap, red foreign imports. If possible, the term "bro" is factored into the name of the manpool's favorite vehicle (e.g. a Toyota Matrix will become a Brotrix). Other characteristics of a manpool include a love of restaurants such as Pei Wei, In-n-Out, and Chipotle. Manpools can often be found patronizing restaurants with Coke Freestyles, playing absurd amounts of ping-pong, blasting Josh Groban, Andrea Bocelli, Michael Buble, Jon Lajoie, or other great artists. The most common hang out spot of a manpool is commonly known as a Mancave.

Wow, those four guys are really awesome. No wonder they are a manpool.

Manpool by ImReallyTall November 9, 2011

mancold 

An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.

Have you seen Uzz lately? No, I haven't, he's had a mancold for weeks.

mancold by moniquedeco July 27, 2010

mancoon 

A mancoon is a wild beast, one half fat man and one half racoon. The mancoon live in the woods and only come out during night, usually during bon fires. If you see their glowing eyes in the woods make yourself apperant by making loud noise to scare the creature away. If in close quarters with one or a group hide all pizza and babes, offer the coon a beer in hopes it will pass by. They often attempt to steal pizza, beers, and babes. During mating season they often pass gas to get the best racoon or man nearby. However if their attempt to mate fails because the stench be so gnarly they often blame the neatest passerby.

Although common in North America, the wild mancoon became extinct in Mexico and the U.S. by the 17th century, but wild breeding populations have recently returned in some areas, particularly Michigan, following escapes from camp sites.

In Greek mythology mancoon's are particularly well known. Believed to be decendents from the Greek wanna-be God known as scum-seros the first living man known to have intercourse with a racoon.

When in a group they are refered to as a convention... ya know like a gay one... mancoons are also gay... seros is gay...

Hey bro that mancoon is about to steal our za.

Put a lid on the garbage can other wise the mancoon's will cause a rukus

"hey, get that mancoon, he stole our beeeer"

"hey did u fart" "no it must have been that mancoon..."

hey doesnt that mancoon know thats not a babe hes trying to fuck it's just our friend seros..

mancoon by BOBelectric eel March 6, 2008

mancologist

Medical doctor for males, with a dual purpose of being a medical and psychological professional, who would look at your genitals, tell you what's wrong with them and sympathize with your story of how they got that way! Sort of a mix between a male gynecologist, medical doctor, psychologist and man friend!

Bill was referred to his mancologist after having sexual relations with several women.

mancologist by fozzie2 November 17, 2009

man cool

when one acts harder in front of an audience different from their usual group of friends or acting differently in front of a girl rather than their usual self.

a soft ass guy: GET THE FUCK OFF ME *threatens to punch*
friend: stop acting man cool.

man cool by J-smooooooove March 4, 2008

mancological 

when Jada is the hottest human and everyone loves her but she is still a single pringle because in reality no one actually does love her at all. - yes I mean Jada costa

jada is mancological

mancological by a bum fetish June 8, 2020