Man pig

A husband/boyfriend that treats their wife/girlfriend like a slave instead of their significant other.

Husband comes home and sits groceries on kitchen counter, then goes to do something else. Husband comes back into the kitchen and asks wife "have you been in the kitchen (mean look on face)" wife "no. Why?" He doesn't say, so wife gets up and goes into kitchen...just to see that he asked because the groceries weren't put up. Wife thinks to self "you could've put those up yourself, you man pig!"

My husband is such a man pig because he thinks I'm going to just do everything for him because we are married.

by Moochy August 27, 2013

Man Bear Pig

A disgusting, foul, ugly ass chick who you just cannot stand! Usually resembling a man in the face, a bear in the body, and a pig in personality, this foul creature lurks in the back of your study hall, the middle of the locker room, and at the front of the lunch line! Give her a cookie and she'll love you forever, give her a cock, and she'll suck it, fuck it, then put a bun and mustard on it and treat it as a hot dog.

"dude, did you see that new man bear pig that just transferred from Florida?"

"damn dude... that creature sure is one ugly man bear pig... how long til she eats some1?"

by Dikey McCarpetMuncher December 16, 2008

pig-man

(n) Half-man, half-pig, it's speculated that the government has been experimenting with pig men since the 50's. Made famous by Cosmo Kramer in the TV sit-com "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Bris".

"Believe me, Jerry. Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished 'oink' of Pig-Man cries out for help."

by Tizztone July 26, 2012

Dude Man Bear Pig

This is urban slang. You may have heard of "dude" and "man" and "bro" and most recently, you will hear kids saying them all together now. "Hey dude man bro!"

Well the kids are now saying "Dude man bear pig" as a greeting. This was adopted from the episode of the television show "South-Park" where Al Gore hunts a "man-bear-pig"

So this is a greeting. I believe it originated in the very trendy "Dirty Den" of Meriden CT.

Mike: Hey dude man bear pig, whats going on?
Johnny: Eh, not too much, boutta sop some tang tonight
Mike: Nice breh, give the ol' in out for me.

by CHALK111 April 18, 2010

Pig Man

Sam Harris, also known as “The Pig Man” is the sad story of a boy age 17 that went missing in the hills Of Northfield Vermont in 1951. The night before Halloween October 30, 1951 Sam set out with eggs in hand for what he called Picket night, a night of mischief. The next morning when his parents awoke and found him missing, this set off a huge search party that lasted weeks and involved hundreds of locals over hundreds of square miles. Although never found it is said there has been sighting of Sam who some say became possessed by the devil himself that fateful night. Sam Harris is known to slaughter pigs and eat their entrails and hallow out the pig’s head and wear over his all awhile terrorizing the small New England town locals. Sam still today haunts the hills surrounding Devil’s Washbowl where they say he lies with the pigs and is also known for bestiality spawning half man half pig offspring.

Sam is the Pig Man I tell you!

by D.E. Harris November 1, 2009

Man Bear Pig Shot

The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.

The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!

by snackdizzle April 17, 2009

Pig Man

Local historian Pam Witherspoon (1918-1953) wrote a short story about Sam Harris "The Pig Man" which was featured in the Northfield News titled “Sam was a good boy, not a swine”. She mysteriously went missing and was found 2 years later dismembered in the Devil's Washbowl with the words “Picket night” carved in her skull. Sam's mother Linda herself claimed to see her son one late night in 1954 dragging pig organs across her porch on Union Brook Road in Northfield Vermont. He left them at her door step as a cat or dog would a prized kill as a gift. She said her son’s eyes were wild and that he squealed a high pitch sound as he jumped up and down drooling pointing with his bloody hands down at the ground. Linda took her life 13 days later by jumping into a pig farm pen and being eaten alive by a swarm of ravenous pigs. Some say she was dragged into the pen by Sam but no eye witness ever stepped forward. Others say she went to save her son but the pigs attacked to protect their adopted son. Locals had all the pigs destroyed which is said to have set the Pig Man into violent rages that left hundreds of animals and possibly at least 3 human deaths. Still to this day locals gather in pickup trucks and ready their rifles after a night of drinking and boldly set out to hunt The Pig Man down.

The Pig Man is eating and having sex with pigs and then wearing their fucking heads over his!

by ATSW November 2, 2009