Man Pat

The act of a man slapping another man on the butt.

Good Job out there! *Slaps ass(Man Pat)*

by Sikai Xiao February 26, 2009

Pat-the-Man

the action of grabbing anothers crotch in order to determine the gender of a suspected she-male.

I couldn't tell if he/she was a man or a woman so I had to pull a Mick Dundee and "Pat-the-Man "

by MO ODUM December 17, 2008

man patch

A small, lone patch of hair in the middle of a man's chest, with no other hair around it.

Damn, Dubs, when are you gonna shave that man patch?

by J-Now September 24, 2006

man patty

when you pull your sack over your penis and creates a "patty".

guy 1: Dude, my mom caught me doing a man patty in the bathroom....

guy 2: Your a loser, why do I even hang out with you?

by Flaming Oak Trees January 7, 2006

Sexy Man Patch

A smaller patch of hair located in the center on man's chest.

Girl: I love the hair between your pecks baby.
Boy: You mean this sexy man patch?

by inlove09 September 6, 2009

man patty

An exceptionally attractive male specimen, having such qualities as manly muscles, facial hair, charm,etc. Man patties can can be said to exist with or without cheeze, depending on the degree of hotness.

"Oh girl! Did you see that delicious man patty in the bar? Mmmm! I wanna take him home!"
OR:
"Hey did you see that dude? He was a hot man patty.... with cheese baby! Yummy!"

by thebigT-rex February 2, 2009

Pathetic man

A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.

He's such a pathetic man.

by Paewj September 26, 2022