Man The Fort

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Another term for the act of masturbating.

See you later Tommy, I'm gonna go man the fort while my parents are out.

Man The Fort by Bob Sobchek June 11, 2006

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man the fort

A phrase meaning to jack off while nobody is in your house and you are bored. If one is to "man the fort" then all of your visitors must leave your house immeadiately or they will be forced to watch you jack off into your own hand by using the internet as your material. One may be a true masturbater if 1. he can jack off without any material other than his state of mind. and 2. if he can jack off without the use of his hands

Yo Gordo! I'm going to man the fort right after I finish typing this senten... ahh that was good.

man the fort by Tom I. September 13, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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