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man-fast 

"My last date was so lame. I'm on a man-fast."
man-fast by tybarker July 20, 2008

Fast Man 

The fastest being alive, he speeds, and runs on the wind carrying a sword he destroys all in the path.
Homie 1: Bro did you feel that wind?
Homie 2: Yeah that must have been fast man running by
Homie 1: Holy shit...

Swift the Fast man 

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.

Man Fasting 

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.
Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.
Man Fasting by bakchoy March 29, 2010

fastest man alive 

do you mean banderita?
Fastest man alive = banderita

- Did you see fastestmanalive video?

- come on man , ofc i did.

Fastest man-made object 

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.
Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.