man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.

My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.

by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013

man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

by freudmacgyver December 03, 2013

man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.

Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!

by jamesg456 March 16, 2020

man crush monday

When you wake up in the morning with the person you don't know.

Girl 1: who's that guy I saw your dog yesterday with?
Girl 2: it's my man crush monday. I woke up with him and make him walk my dog

by MyFishNameisCallisto February 10, 2018