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If something is sporky it is the best. Everyone needs something/someone to be their spork as being sporky is super cool. Sporky people are hard to find but when you find one let them help you cos when their sporky ness rubs off on you then you because a lil spoon. I love sporky people, they’re the best!
OMG, I wish I was as sporky as him!
Sporky by Lilspoon12 June 12, 2018
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Someone that has so much free time that they made an urban dictionary entry for themselves so that their friend kais can see it
Sporky by RandomPersonE October 11, 2019

Spooky Ghost 

Credit: South Park

Blaming a Spooky Ghost after getting caught blowing your load over yourself whilst watching Brazilian Fart Porn.
Randy: It was a Spooky Ghost
Spooky Ghost by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Spooky Appointment 

a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
tim: lets go meow at a spooky appointment woof!!

Spark it up Sparky 

A saying for someone to SPARK UP the CANNABIS or whatevers being lit.
🔥 I just rolled this joint man.. SPARK IT UP SPARKY !
🔥 Just bought these fireworks..
WELL SPARK IT UP SPARKY!

Sporkerize 

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.
I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .
Sporkerize by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
Wearing causal in a very cool and yet stylish fashion way!
Look at Hannah, She's always sporty specially with her new shorts!
sporty by Bryx September 19, 2016
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