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Mall of america

Mall of america in Bloomington,Minnesota is the biggest US mall, and the best it has nightclubs,underground fishtank, and everything.
I live by the Mall of america
Mall of america by Spooks95 March 30, 2005

Mall of America

The biggest Mall in the United States. You think it's big, but then you go and you're like "THIS is what I've been dying to see???" Being a native Minnesotan I never had to go through the dissapointment of seeing the mall for the first time. It's only big because there is an amusement park in the middle and an aquarium in the basement and nightclubs and a theater on the 4th floor.
Chick from Utah: "I'm so excited to go to the Mall of America!"

Chick from Minnesota: "It's nice and all, but don't get your hopes up kid."

*after they arrive*

Chick from Utah: "Fuck this!"

Chick from MN: "Told ya so"

Mall of America

A lame, over popular, mall in a dull, boring city with nasty fat pasty girls with thick accents. Supposedly the biggest in the US however, it is just a small lame theme park in a regular sized mall.
Sarah: I came from Houston to see this Mall of America?

Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?

Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?

Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.

Sarah: My point exactly...
Mall of America by SarahTipsy November 2, 2007
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