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mall kid
Any emo/goth child in the junior high that likes to stand outside the stores in the mall or walk around the mall for hours on end without actually buying anything.
Also known as all the sophmores at Quincy Senior High.
Also known as mall goths.
Also known as all the sophmores at Quincy Senior High.
Also known as mall goths.
mall kid by Anita Shower December 10, 2007
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Mall Kid
A mall kid is someone who will call the whole gangland on someone if they call them a square.
In plural mall kid turns into "mall"
Mall kid's typically hangout in malls (never buying anything) but sometimes steal.
They only wear air-force ones or Jordan's and a designer belt along with whatever they bought at good will.
The main activities of a mall kid include smoking backwoods, hitting licks(robbery), shadowboxing, ruining functions, and linking at rock.
some fun facts about mall :
They say "on my momma" 48 times a day on average
They will claim they are "with the shits"
98% of mall don't graduate high school
The average mall kid has 16 big homies, who never stopped being mall after high school.
In plural mall kid turns into "mall"
Mall kid's typically hangout in malls (never buying anything) but sometimes steal.
They only wear air-force ones or Jordan's and a designer belt along with whatever they bought at good will.
The main activities of a mall kid include smoking backwoods, hitting licks(robbery), shadowboxing, ruining functions, and linking at rock.
some fun facts about mall :
They say "on my momma" 48 times a day on average
They will claim they are "with the shits"
98% of mall don't graduate high school
The average mall kid has 16 big homies, who never stopped being mall after high school.
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