Yknow that Alice who acts like a dude? She farts, burps, never shaves/wears
make up and isn't ashamed? That's when
you know you've
met a Malice (Manly Alice)
Dude did you go down on Alice last
night?
Nah she turned out to be a Malice with all that
bush down there so I bounced.
Damn Malice did you forget to put deodorant on or something?
Malice: no I actually enjoy my
natural odor.