male nipple 

One of the seven wonders of the world, revered as the most useless thing ever. It's not nearly as hot when a male nipple becomes hard as when a female nipple becomes hard.

"Check out Mike, he has some nice male nipples. I wouldn't lick them though."

male nipple by Drunkmanfuu July 16, 2008

Male Nipple 

The most useless and pointless part of a males body.

Your as useless as male nipples.

Male Nipple by Kevin Metal August 6, 2008

male nipple 

A bit too far

I licked the male nipple last night

male nipple by Wounded_Wolf May 3, 2018

Male Nipple Monger 

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.

Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

Male Nipple Monger by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010

male nipple kink 

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.

jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..

male nipple kink by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025