Malcom Gladwell

The book-writing hero that sweeps in to arrest Anthony Hardwick. To spawn him just say "Oh, Jamaicanadian!"

Anthony: *touches a 6 year old girl's breasts*
6 year old: "Oh Jamaicanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: Here I come! Youre under arrest anthony pedowick!
6 year old: Thank you soo much!

Malcom Gladwell by Boo Radley Game November 24, 2024

Malcolm Gladwell 

Author of several bestselling books that manage to turn a wide range of fascinating subjects into vacuous nonsense that is easily marketable to the general public.

I wish Malcolm Gladwell had just stuck to writing for the New Yorker because his essays can be cool but reading his books is like being five years old and getting talked down to by an arrogant adult who's in way over his head and thinks you're too dumb to recognize that fact.

OR

Malcolm Gladwell is a genius at branding and self-marketing, much like the equally shallow and misguided Tom Friedman.

Malcolm Gladwell by noodles66 May 29, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008