Malcom's Law

When white people bring up the topic of black people when a black person is around.

"Man, Black people sure have it rough lately don't they Jordayn?"
"The fact you brought this up proves Malcom's Law is real."

Malcom's Law by Thorlord May 20, 2026

Malcolm’s Law 

Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.

“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”

Malcolm’s Law by AKACroatalin August 17, 2016

Malcolm's Law 

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.

Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.

Malcolm's Law by Mik101 December 14, 2008

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.

Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

malcom bridge middle school by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020

Malcom bridge middle school 

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls

Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes

Malcom bridge middle school by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019

Malcom bridge middle school 

The school is filled with fuck ups, fags and disappointments. The girls are mid, and huge hoes. The boys are gay as hell and get no bitches, maybe because they have all had the same dumb haircut since 6th grade. The boys like boys and girls like girls. There is more drama In the school than a season of The Bachelorette. They all talk shit but don’t back it up.

Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school
Chad-“bro I’m gay”
Brad-“no shit you go to Malcom”

Malcom bridge middle school by Daddy42068 January 18, 2022

Malcom bridge middle school 

A school full of fucks ups , fags and disappointments. the girls are mid and are all hoes The boys have all had the same gay haircut since 5th grade and get no bitches too. At Malcom, boys like boys and girls like girls.

Example of people at Malcom bridge middle school

Chad-“ bro I’m gay”
Brad-“ no shit, you go to Malcolm”

Malcom bridge middle school by Daddy42068 January 18, 2022