Malaysia is the country for malays only, though all races are there. Malay government building up more goverment institutions to feed malays because this malay youth is so fucking dumb they can't find a fair way to feed themselves.
If you go to any government office, malay men and women cut silly jokes to each other instead of paying attention to their work. Infact they are not capable doing any kinda work, may be because they are genetically dork. One more thing, they are being very proud to be muslims, though a father fucks his on daughter. They are big time liar and not trustworthy. Never go there.
I went there last year and went to immigration department to process my professional visa. I found all malay there who were wardering around in offices like a fucking dumb robat instead of helping their customers. And they expect all foreigners to speak their fucking Bahasa Malayu. They can't understand a single word of english, even though their government always do "visit malaysia" thingy, they should propmot English first, like singapore did.
by HDAVID May 25, 2007
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from malaysia. punya malaysia. malaysia punya. it's malaysian.

noun.
classic joke originated from Malaysian troll that always used to claim anything viral globally that originally originated from Indonesia.
"famous ppl use viral indonesian catchphrase on social platforms"
e.g. om telolet om or masuk pak eko

and certainly you will find malaysian troll replying on tweet or commenting on ig and says:

om telolet om malaysia punya
masuk pak eko from malaysia
by Upin & Ipin August 30, 2018
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Malaysia, as the name suggests, is a country where most Malays live. There are other races living here as well but left to struggle living their lives as advantages are always given by the government to the race which is the majority of the population.
I wonder why Malaysia still practices third-world mentality.
by Malaysian June 3, 2007
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A 'truly Asian' country that treats non-Malays as second-class citizens and non-Muslim Malays as criminals, where corruption is the very definition of honest government administration, and where Islamo-fundamentalism is so rife you would be busted just for holding hands with a girl.

Freedom of speech is a myth - even if you are backed with undisputed facts, speaking against government policies will get you prisoned without trial. Freedom of religion is a lie - it applies only to Islam. Mosques are build all over the places while churches and temples are razed to the ground without care for the sentiments of the non-Malay population. Non-Malays are free to choose religions (read:Islam) but Malays who convert will be harrassed, humiliated, tortured, jailed and may even be executed.

The people who say that Malaysia is a nice country are usually ignorant Caucasian tourists who had never been anywhere else than the beaches, shopping complexes and resorts organized by their travel agents; and also didn't stay anywhere other than the cozy hotels of Kuala Lumpur, probably around the vicinity of Ampang area. They have yet to delve further into the real face of Malaysia behind the sugar-coated image projected by its Tourism Board.

Check urbandictionary.com to know what Malaysia TRULY is. those top definitions are made by honest Malaysians who know what they are talking about.
Jonathan: Do you know Malaysia?
Billy: Yeah I know. Great beaches, shopping complexes, food...oh it's Truly Asia(tm)!
Jonathan: Well, I was thinking about the plight of Lina Joy, the unfortunate Christian Malay who is denied of her religious rights. And Alantuya Sharibuu, the Mongolian model who had been brutally murdered by the police, and...
by Jaouhari February 27, 2007
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A smart girl she's very talented but her name be in alot od stuff at school
People need to be like Malaysia sometimes
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Malaysia is a the type of girl that doesnt take shit from anyone, she's the type of girl that is so sweet and nice until u get on her bad side, Malaysia is also the type of girl with beautiful chocolate skin and all the boys want her. She is a real goofy and fun person everyone would like to be around, she's smart, pretty and a little ghetto fabulous.
"You cant go wrong with Malaysia."
by Laysiiaa May 9, 2018
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Terrorist hide out there, and the government doesn't care.
by Ebil March 12, 2005
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