MakkaPakka

MakkaPakka is a well known author to the famous wide reading book "Who LIkes Shit here" he is very respected in the hood community. He was a convicted Rapist in June 2020. He is now spending his time running away from the cops. He likes to play Roblox with da bois. If anyone has any news on his Roblox account we offer a $69 to anyone who can provide reliable information.

OMG NO WAY ITS MAKKAPAKKA

MakkaPakka by Butlicker2000 June 4, 2020

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MakkaPakka

MakkaPakka is a convicted rapist and child molester. He spends his time planting his couchy ass on a $600 chair whilst playing Fortnite with his crew of 8 year olds. MakkaPakka is a global insult and should not be confused with the more commonly know friendly character Makka Pakka from "In the night garden".

That terrorist is acting like a MakkaPakka.

MakkaPakka by Spegiti Sticks June 4, 2020

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Makka Pakka

The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.

In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.

After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".

SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!

Makka Pakka by ReliableNewsSource June 24, 2019

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Makka Pakka

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen

Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.

Makka Pakka by Madie Lee June 28, 2020