Mailgasm

A written orgasm.

When somebody is so excited about something they write a really long e-mail about it with lots of exclamation points

I think you just had a mailgasm.

Mailgasm by Celebunny June 17, 2010

Malgasm 

Unbearable flatulence, often times wet, directly resulting from the consumption of red meat.

While on a date with a man she met on backpage, Mal realized the restaurant did not serve impossible meat. So as not to make a fuss, she decided to roll the dice and ordered a porter house. Sadly, she was on the wrong side of the bet and the only gasm she had that night was a Malgasm.

Malgasm by JWinston March 28, 2024